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FTH | At Least I Have My Equity

$29.99 USD

Remember when you thought buying a house would bring stability? Now you’ve got a cracked foundation, a 7% interest rate, and an HVAC unit older than your nana — but hey… at least you have your equity.


This shirt is for the brave souls who mow their lawns like it’s court-ordered community service and believe their Zestimates.

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability


Size guide



  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (cm) 71.1 73.7 76.2 78.7 81.3 83.8 86 89
B) Width (cm) 91.4 101.6 111.8 122 132 142.2 152 162
B) Half Chest (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1 76 81


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9


Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices
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